In Which I Quote a Footballing Statistic

"Scotland's worst ever ranking came in March 2005 when they were in 88th position, but their latest drop puts them below Gabon (52nd), Cape Verde Islands (63rd) and Uzbekistan (69th)." This is a monumental achievement, and as such should be applauded by one and all.

Tomorrow I write about coincidences and submarines.


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